Oh No! Are Ze Boobies Ok?!
From Wizard Universe's coverage of "Countdown" #38:
"Just look at what happened to my shirt, Zee! It’s all ripped! Oh, fiddlesticks, now I’ve spilled massage oil all over myself! What a day!” Something about bringing attention to a teenage girl’s chest is making us a little uneasy, especially since the girl in question is innocent little Mary Marvel. Leave the gratuitous cleavage for Power Girl and Starfire; we don’t want anyone ending up on the next episode of “To Catch a Predator."
Hey, I've had my doubts about Wizard in the past, but they're all right. You know, until the next "how to build a zombie Mary Jane in daisy dukes" custom action figure piece in Toyfare.
I think all superheroines (except occasional ones, natch) are issued special bust-ripping costumes that expose portions of boob at the slightest touch. Or so Marvel and DC would have me believe...
ReplyDeleteI don't know how it works in the DC Universe, but where I come from, teenage girls who literally sprout C-cups overnight are assumed to have added "protection" of the gym sock variety...
ReplyDeleteThe idea of Mary Marvel stuffing her bra makes me gleeful.
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