Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Oh No! Are Ze Boobies Ok?!

From Wizard Universe's coverage of "Countdown" #38:

Just look at what happened to my shirt, Zee! It’s all ripped! Oh, fiddlesticks, now I’ve spilled massage oil all over myself! What a day!” Something about bringing attention to a teenage girl’s chest is making us a little uneasy, especially since the girl in question is innocent little Mary Marvel. Leave the gratuitous cleavage for Power Girl and Starfire; we don’t want anyone ending up on the next episode of “To Catch a Predator."

Hey, I've had my doubts about Wizard in the past, but they're all right. You know, until the next "how to build a zombie Mary Jane in daisy dukes" custom action figure piece in Toyfare.


  1. I think all superheroines (except occasional ones, natch) are issued special bust-ripping costumes that expose portions of boob at the slightest touch. Or so Marvel and DC would have me believe...

  2. I don't know how it works in the DC Universe, but where I come from, teenage girls who literally sprout C-cups overnight are assumed to have added "protection" of the gym sock variety...

  3. The idea of Mary Marvel stuffing her bra makes me gleeful.