I've been trying my hand on some parody news stories for this site called "The Spoof" --
Britney Spears Tucks In Kids, Reads Them "Curious George"
Mayor Adam West Sues "Family Guy" Producers For Copyright Infringement
Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick To Guest-Star In "The Dog Whisperer"
Local Man's Dream Of Becoming Rodeo Clown Not Cute Anymore
Red Wine Good For Your Heart, Says Notorious Drunken Bastard
You know, it keeps me off the streets and teaches me to write more succinctly.