"Quick, Grab The Variant Covers!"
An intrepid gang of thieves broke into Ralph's Comic Corner in Ventura, CA and made like all "Mission Impossible" and stuff from the ceiling. They bypassed the store's collection of old EC and underground comics and made a B-line straight for the Witchblades, Spawns, recent variant covers, and other goodies.
"Why are you in jail, son?"
"Stole a Mike Turner variant cover."
Found on Progressive Ruin (with pictures of the heist aftermath) via Journalista