"Paris Hilton is our country's chupacabra."
One More Post"...hey---how ‘bout those mechanical web shooters!?"
-- Brandon Thomas defends "One More Day" in his Newsarama column
"Is Norman Osborn’s sex face still in continuity?"
-- Tom Spurgeon commenting at Blog@Newsarama
"Yeah, she can't defend herself physically when some idiot with extra metal arms decides to kidnap her and walk up the side of a building. But you give her a creepy boss making inappropriate suggestions, and she'll destroy him."
-- Jesse on Mary Jane's own special super-powers
"...Peter is having wheatcakes shoved down his throat by Aunt May..."
-- Inspiring imagery courtesy of Sally P
"The truth of the matter is that if the fans truly want a married Peter and MJ with kids, then we have an incredible book called “Spider-Girl.” If this is truly what fandom wants, to see Peter go through the natural progressions of life, then I expect orders on “Spider-Girl” to go through the roof in the next month."
-- Joe Quesada
"Amazons Attack" Wins Poll
The blog Neither Doormat or Prostitute gives the results of its Worst Gender Related Incident of 2007:
Amazons Attack 35%
Batgirl's Entire Personality Change 12%
BC/GA Wedding 12%
Starfire's treatment in Countdown to Adventure 12%
Black Canary Wedding Planner 6%
MJ Statue of Evil 6 %
Donna's weakness in Countdown 3%
Wonder Woman relaunch 6%
Cassie continuing to play Juliet to Kon 3%
Surprisingly, the Power Girl Boobs Of Doom cover was not listed. Was that even in 2007? I lose track.
Because You Demanded It
Yes, the rumors are true...
Val Kilmer is releasing an album.
Check out Val Kilmer's Music Myspace!
Chuck Norris Sues "Truth About Chuck Norris" Author
"The suit, filed in the Manhattan Federal Court, asks a judge to impound and destroy copies of the book and recall those already sold. Norris says Spector and publisher Penguin Group have hurt his reputation."
I purchased the book "The Truth About Chuck Norris" for my brother for Christmas, and found it hilarious. I was also fairly certain that Norris -- who, as far as I know, is a fairly serious Christian -- was going to eventually sue the author for lines like:
"Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.”
Of course, the paradox is that it is exactly books (and the original website that inspired it) like "Truth About Chuck Norris" that has relaunched Norris as a hot pop-culture icon.
Also, his action fugure goes for like $40 on eBay. Which is really good. Trust me.
Video: Spidey Gets Married...guest-starring Stan Lee!