Okay folks, it's time to play:
WHAT HORRIBLE MISFORTUNE IS GOING TO BEFALL THE SUPERHEROINE?
Today's contestant is Greer Nelson, better known as "Tigra."
The ad copy for "New Avengers" #35 includes:
"Guest-Starring Tigra. Poor Tigra. Poor Poor Tigra."
What fate-worse-than-death will befall our feline female?
Will it be:
1. Being forced to kill brand-new super-hubby on heart-shaped honeymoon mattress?
2. Undergoing unspecified torture that leaves her sterile?
3. Being forced to eat strips of boyfriend's face?
4. Finding out that her babies are figments of her imagination and going insane?
5. Being strapped to table and having one of her arms amputated?
6. Being tortured with power drill?
7. Enslaved and rented out as "living experimental art" by gimlet-faced supervillain?
8. Tentacle porn?
9. Impaled by large iron rod through chest?
10. Head torn off body?
11. Being mind-controlled and raped and being forced to give birth to rapist's son who is really reincarnation of rapist? And having co-workers think everything is marvelous??
12. Being mind-controlled, forced to wear bad 80's costume, and watch as mind-controller has sex with other women besides herself?
13. Having heart torn out by Wolverine?
14. Having intestines torn out by Wolverine?
15. Having eyes ripped out and replaced with tiny cameras that allows her attacker to spy on her friends?
16. Having crazy supervillainess leave "tiny footprints" on her brain as she gives you a fatal hemorrhage and sets your pregnant body aflame?
17. Having her race of feminist warriors be misled by a large elderly fat lady and try to overturn the US Government?
18. Shot in spine and stripped naked while her attacker laughs uncontrollably, leading to an awkward moment?
19. Sai through the bread-basket?
20. Enslaved in extended S&M sketch to third-tier supervillain and having sex with him because her animalistic sex drive betrayed her?
If you guessed #7, you're wrong, because that's what happened to Tigra last week!
If you guessed #10, you've confused Tigra with Pantha, which means you have to turn in your fanboy membership card.
And if you guessed #20, you are still having flashbacks to the extended S&M sketch from an old "West Coast Avengers" posted in Scans Daily a few weeks ago. Which means you have to really get out more.