Signs You're Getting Too Into "World War Hulk"
David the G: "You know, Tony doesn't look too happy in those preview pages."
Me: "Well, 'cause when Hulk comes back to Earth he's going to beat the s**t out of him. I hope Hulk beats the s**t out of Iron Man and gives him what-for."
David the G: "And then of course Thor will be coming back and be none-too-pleased."
Me: "Yeah, Thor will be visiting Tony in the hospital after the Hulk gets through with him. I hope he smacks him in the head with that f**king Mee-jonah hammer, smacks him right upside the f**king head."
Pausing for a second. Muttering under my breath,
"That Tony Stark...what a damn poo-poo head."
That pretty much sums up all of "Civil War" --
"TONY STARK = DAMN POO-POO HEAD"
And Reed's not looking that good either.