I find the fact that somebody is doing a Google search for "Lancha Elsechester" right now hilarious.
Let me get a picture of her:
Though, for my money, nobody beats Theodore "Teddy Bear" Parsley Jr. His cereal ads alone are legendary. You know, the ones where he is on the horse, trying to balance the bowl of Cheerios, wearing that Sheriff Lobo jacket.
There is a Faulkner novel somewhere in all this. Or at least Truman Capote.
Okay, non sequitur over.