Tuesday, April 22, 2008

John Waters Is "Erotically Obsessed" With Alvin The Chipmunk

The New York Post's Page Six reports that cult film director John Waters ("Hairspray") told Details magazine:

"I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin."

Further, he supposedly had some erotic art made of the cartoon character.

Now this reminds me of a print-out of some adult Alvin and the Chipmunks fan-fiction I found about 14 years ago at a comic convention. I forgot how I got it, I think a friend gave it to me; I just remember that it was printed out on this old daisy-wheel font and came on that scrolled paper that's all attached to each other. And me and my friends looked at it and was kind of like -- "this is kind of squicky." And I think we burned it.

Just in case you're wondering, it was Alvin & his brothers doing the Chipettes.

At the OS we do not necessarily condone chipmunk porn. However, this is ok:

Alvin: adolescent chipmunk with impulse control issues
Brian: middle-aged dog who reads The New Yorker

'Nuff said.

And if you're wondering if there is erotic Brian fan art on Google image search...yes. Yes, there is. I didn't look for it. That happens a lot on Google image search. You don't look for it. But it finds you. And then you must scrub yourself clean and swear off the Internets for at least an hour.


  1. Man, I dislike John Waters.

  2. If it was an adult chipmunk -- say, Chip from "Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers," I wouldn't have a problem with it.

    BTW, the amount of erotic "Gadget" fanfic and art out there from "Rescue Rangers" is also quite large. I think it's her goggles, they drive teh men crazy.

  3. I actually caught an ep of Family Guy this past Sunday dealing with the Brian-Peter-Lois "triangle." Sure, they mucked it up with a lame musical number, but for a moment there, I thought they were going to actually put all the issues on the table.

  4. alvin and the chipmunks movie was sooooooo good. i loved it. the end.

  5. News flash! John Waters is creepy!

    Seriously, though, the man is a genius but he's the sort of genius on whom you'd probably call the police if he was wandering alone in a park where kids are playing.

    As for the pedomunkophilia angle, that doesn't bother me at all. After all, if having erotic fantasies about other species (fictional or not) isn't enough to push the "Ewwwww, gross!" button, why should it matter if the beast is "underage."

    Besides, wouldn't all chipmunks be underage? :D

  6. About a year ago, I did a post on Jimmy Olsen and Lois Lane's Sleez-directed porno. I found it gets a lot of Google hits for "Lois nude".

    I later figured out they were looking for Lois GRIFFIN nekkidity. Of which there is plenty.

  7. My wife's best friend is sorta-friends with John Waters (she gets invited to his annual Christmas shindig because she bought some of his photography) and she's seen some of his Alvin art. She refuses to speak of it.