I'm not sure why these faux-Wonder Woman boots are called "Valerie"...
From the product copy:
Unfortunately, I can't keep my balance on two-inch heels.Superhero sexy!
The Red “Valerie” Platform Boots feature a 5” heel, a red and white striped design, and a 1½” Platform sole. Whether you are a sexy superhero saving the world from imminent doom, or a mod-maven shakin’ your groove thang on the dance floor, these boots add a flirty and feminine finishing touch!
Then again, I might opt for the "sexy Freddie" costume instead:
Nothing quite screams "sexy" like a dream-terrorizing child-murdering serial killer.