Most Halloween Costumes For Women Are Sort of Slutty-Looking

...I have concluded that most of the Halloween costumes are slutty.

Even if, say, I wanted to be a Ghostbuster. They have "Sexy Ghostbuster." That's it. That's what the costume is actually called. "Sexy Ghostbuster."

Then there are the superheroine costumes. Even disregarding the Robin Slut costume they still kind of skeeve me out a bit, because they remind me of those superheroine fetish sites. You know, the ones where the wigs never quite fit right?

I might almost be able to pull off a Sarah Palin DIY costume. I could carry a freshly-shot wolf carcass with me.

"Valerie" Platform Wonder Woman Boots

I'm not sure why these faux-Wonder Woman boots are called "Valerie"...

From the product copy:

Superhero sexy!
The Red “Valerie” Platform Boots feature a 5” heel, a red and white striped design, and a 1½” Platform sole. Whether you are a sexy superhero saving the world from imminent doom, or a mod-maven shakin’ your groove thang on the dance floor, these boots add a flirty and feminine finishing touch!

Unfortunately, I can't keep my balance on two-inch heels.

Then again, I might opt for the "sexy Freddie" costume instead:

Nothing quite screams "sexy" like a dream-terrorizing child-murdering serial killer.