I believe this is the best take on the Batman milk ad.Bullsh*tGive. me. a. break. Batman doesn't drink fucking milk. That's bullshit. Milk is for emo douchebag ponces, like Spiderman. Batman drinks the blood of criminals. And then he washes it down with bourbon. This picture is obviously photoshopped. I demand a retraction.
I think it would've been cool if it'd been in the one batsuit they allegedly made with nipples.
Well, maybe not the blood of criminals, but certainly a good stiff drink or two at the end of a patrol, even if only to deaden the pain from the bumps and bruises he gets as Batman.