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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jessica Alba Part 2: On Being A Serious Actress

thanks, angryzenmaster!


Jessica, what can you tell us of how your character "Invisible Woman" has evolved since the last "Fantastic Four?"
Jessica: "Blubbablubblubblub..."

Jessica, in a thin-obsessed Hollywood full of anorexics and scarecrows, how do you keep your curvy figure?
Jessica: "chompchompchomp..."

3 comments:

  1. HA! I just snarfed my water all over my keyboard!

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  2. It disturbs me that she is such a messey eater and drinker. Who knew? Plus, sweetheart, I gave up eating flowers when I was five.

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  3. Obviously she has a drinking problem.

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