Thursday, May 17, 2007

Let's Put An End To This Budding Urban Legend Right Now...

There are rumors circulating in the blogosphere that this is the first cover of Gail Simone's Wonder Woman run:

I say, nay nay.

Actually, it's this cover:

No wait, that's not right. It's really art from this Andrew Willmore dude.

Actually, I have it on pretty good authority that the new WW cover will be this one:
But of course I'm pulling your leg yet again...there is no way that could be a real cover.


  1. gross, gross, and yikes?!

    opie and anthony got suspended for the comments about cuntalingus rice...

  2. That first one would be pretty awesome, if only to hear what one-hundred-thousand fanboys screaming in unison might sound like.

  3. This is completely unrealistic. I mean, why would he need to use a lasso. Do you see the size of the mule he's packing?

  4. As a guy I am very offended by the unrealistic depiction of males as a nothing more than a meat puppet with a giant penis.

  5. The second image is like, every other episode of the first season of Wonder Woman. All you need is some chloroform!

    Oh, and if you want to read 100,000 fanboys screaming in unison go on over to scans_daily on Livejournal, where they already all had their big gay panic moment over the rumored cover.

  6. Part of me wonders what Wonder Woman would have looked like if drawn by Dan DeCarlo. Then I take my prescription medicines, and that part of me thankfully recedes.