Dos Squirrel Girls
First, a clip from the Fantastic Four cartoon featuring...Squirrel Girl! (no, actually, she just has a cameo as -- you guessed it -- a rejected superhero. The clip actually features a certain green-skinned lawyer. And dig Johnny Storm screaming like a little girl!)
Second, check out preview pages from the Dan Slott story in the upcoming "Deadpool/GLI Summer Fun Spectacular"
I am in awe that Marvel lets Dan get away with this hilarious but no less scathing critique of the emo-izing of Speedball.