Pre-Convention Discussion Over Coffee
Me: Does this shirt look ok?
G: You should bunch it up a bit at the waist.
Me: Why? Does it look like I have a tummy?
G: No, it's just that you shouldn't have it pulled all the way down like that, it looks a little geeky.
Me: How about the sneakers?
G: They won't even see your sneakers.
Me: But it's the whole look!
G: So who are you going to see when you get there?
Me: I've got a whole list...lunch with XXXXX, then XXXX, then the thing with XXXXX.
G: That's a lot of X's.