Monday, July 02, 2007

Marvel Legends: Jesus
Aren't you sick of Jesus action figures that don't match the scale of your Marvel Legends figures? Kevin Smith's Jesus, Astronaut Jesus, Sideshow Toys's limited edition Jesus -- they're just not the right size!

Luckily, you can bid on this eBayer's custom Jesus.

Correctly labelling him "America's First Superhero" (though some Native Americans may quibble on this point), the artist writes: "LONG BEFORE SUPERMAN, THERE WAS ONLY 1 SUPERHERO WHO COULD WALK ON WATER, ETC..."

And you know what that "etc." is, don't ya? Water into wine, baby -- water into wine.

1 comment:

  1. I'm an atheist and even I know that's Idolatry