Aren't you sick of Jesus action figures that don't match the scale of your Marvel Legends figures? Kevin Smith's Jesus, Astronaut Jesus, Sideshow Toys's limited edition Jesus -- they're just not the right size!
Correctly labelling him "America's First Superhero" (though some Native Americans may quibble on this point), the artist writes: "LONG BEFORE SUPERMAN, THERE WAS ONLY 1 SUPERHERO WHO COULD WALK ON WATER, ETC..."
And you know what that "etc." is, don't ya? Water into wine, baby -- water into wine.