Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Why why why remake things that are barely of drinking age?
A "Robocop" remake by Darren Aronofsky? Really?
That's great.. I guess.
A remake of "The Crow?"
How about something -- new?
"Fuck new -- I can't get the investors to back new!"And with this sort of economic climate, you can kind of see the point of view here. Even if the Robocop remake is teh sucky, there will be a certain amount of money made -- based solely on the fact that it's Robocop™.
Hey, I heard they're going to remake "Titanic" with Miley Cyrus and that guy from "Twilight."
But seriously, you know what movie truly deserves a remake?
"Superman III" -- Skis + Richard Pryor + skyscraper = magic.
Wow, Superman III. Even at eight years old and not knowing who Richard Pryor was, I felt sorry for the man, realized something "wasn't right."
"Why are they making that man look stupid, mommy? Was he bad?"