Oh, sure... blame the Nazis! How convenient! Where was Hitler's ghost when "The Producers" set Tony records? Or when "Schindler's List" was being filmed? Vacationing in Buenos Aires?
Heh... thinking of a German "Christmas Carol", with Hitler as one of the ghosts...
If ghosts are real I can believe that. I mean, here is a completely egotistical guy that's probably like, "Of all the actors to portray the guy who killed me...why Tom Cruise!? Could it not be portrayed by some blonde haired, blue-eyed actor...achh!"
How about the fact that Tom Cruise (spoilers) fails to kill Hitler (/spoilers)? Then again, Titanic made a ton of money even though everyone knew the ending.
Oh, sure... blame the Nazis! How convenient! Where was Hitler's ghost when "The Producers" set Tony records? Or when "Schindler's List" was being filmed? Vacationing in Buenos Aires?
ReplyDeleteHeh... thinking of a German "Christmas Carol", with Hitler as one of the ghosts...
I'm guessing it was Tom Cruise and not Adolph that cursed Valkyrie.
ReplyDeleteWhat promotion? I can't think of anything more awesome for the Jews to do on Christmas then watch Tom Cruise fuck up some Nazis.
ReplyDeleteGhost, Thetans, whatever.
ReplyDeleteWow, that was a lame joke, Singer.
ReplyDeleteHow does Bryan Singer explain the train wreck that is Superman Returns? What ghost ran that one off the rails?
ReplyDeleteBesides, Hitler didn't drive tanks. That was Rommel...
When I saw the preview for this recently I was so confused as to why all of these German characters had American or English accents.
ReplyDeleteGreat Hitler's Ghost!
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteIf ghosts are real I can believe that. I mean, here is a completely egotistical guy that's probably like, "Of all the actors to portray the guy who killed me...why Tom Cruise!? Could it not be portrayed by some blonde haired, blue-eyed actor...achh!"
HA!
How about the fact that Tom Cruise (spoilers) fails to kill Hitler (/spoilers)? Then again, Titanic made a ton of money even though everyone knew the ending.
ReplyDelete"How does Bryan Singer explain the train wreck that is Superman Returns? What ghost ran that one off the rails?"
ReplyDeleteThe Ghost of Superman II.