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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Keanu Reeves as Plastic Man?


















Has it been confirmed that Keanu Reeves might play Plastic Man in a movie adaptation?

Do Not Want.

Not even with the Wachowskis attached.

No, just having black hair and an oval-shaped head is not enough.

16 comments:

  1. Plastic? More like Cardboard Man.

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  2. No way in hell this should happen. How can Hal Sparks not get this role?

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  3. my favorite user comment from Aint It Cool:

    "Most WOODEN HUMAN ALIVE to play Plastic????"

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  4. Anonymous6:56 PM

    I know it's a hacky geek answer, but I say Bruce Campbell, period. He has the look and the spirit.

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  5. Oh, come on! It'll be awesome! When have the Wachowskis ever made a terrible film?

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  6. Dear lord no.

    If only Bruce Campbell were 20 years younger and 40 lbs lighter.

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  7. Is this one fo the results of the supposed Warners and DC "why aint we got no good super-hero movies?" meeting?

    If so...

    Yikes.

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  8. Doesn't the Plastic Man character need to be kind of nutty and comical? Wouldn't a Jim Carrey type be more appropriate? Not that I think the notion of a Plastic Man movie would be a big hit...

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  9. *splutter*
    Keanu Reeves is the most immovable human alive. Plastic Man has personality. A rather annoying personality admittedly, but still he has character.
    And Keanu in that suit? Eurgh.

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  10. Aside from all that, I assume the Wachowskis will be using that script they wrote 20-odd years ago? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I loved that script.

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  11. that news would be enough to make Jack Cole kill himself, if he hadn't already.

    why do i picture Rainn Wilson as Plas?

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  12. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Also, there's the Christopher Reeve effect.

    He's just so clearly identified with John Constantine that it would be disorienting to have him play . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Sorry, I couldn't even finish that thought with a straight internet-face.

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  13. no way man. not keanu. ed norton or RDJ on the other hand.... :)

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  14. James Roday from the TV series "Psyche" would be a great Plas.

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  15. We need someone who can actually express emotion in his face... definately not him!!!

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  16. I would prefer Plastic Man be less wacky and "funny" but instead more like how he was originally written. A cool dude with crazy powers surrounding by insanity.

    It will never be done again, just like Captain Marvel will never be used right again.

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