Monday, June 15, 2009

Cast "Harper's Island" With Archie Characters!

Archie Andrews

Poor boy makes good by marrying the millionaire's daughter!


She's pretty and has lots of money!


She's bitter, and probably a latent serial killer, but is doing her best to hide it and just get through the wedding.

Mr. Lodge

He's pissed! PISSED!


Will he ever get a job worth a damn?

Dilton Doily

Destined to be red-shirted early in the show.

Big Ethel

She's prettied up some since her teenage days, but is still ugly inside.

Weird British Guy

What the fuck is he doing on the show?

Reggie Mantle

If he couldn't have Archie, nobody would!


  1. After some careful research I've concluded the best girl won.

    Veronica knew what she wanted
    Used her power to this case a freckled face mysinthrope.

    The Princess is amused and pleased

  2. Anonymous2:41 PM

    I would watch Archie's Island.

    Archer's Island?

    Harper's Island, I just couldn't get into.

  3. Where's that leave Moose?

  4. Anonymous7:03 PM

    I tried Harper's Island again last night.

    Yeah, same verdict. Some really cute "am I the killer?" lines, but I still didn't like it. Too many characters, too little development. I want a murder mystery, not a slasher flick.