Marvel, I guess it's time for you to give up. I mean, you've had a good run, but you'll never top this. And you didn't even make it.What I'm trying to say is, I demand Thor Cage. More then Captain Thor, even more then the Amazing Spider-Thor.
And the hammer is his ... ah, nevermind.
Hammer for Hire!
"Sweet Christmas! I'm about to smite this sucka!"
Awww yeah! Now that's what we need more of around here!
Oh my giddy aunt! That is bloody marvelous!
The 'Marvel Assistant Editor's Month' edition of 'What If' had a quicky "What if... Luke Cage had the hammer of Thor?"I think the line was "By the gleaming halls of funky Asgard, you suckas are gonna eat hammer!"
"By the gleaming gates of funky Asgard, you suckas are gonna eat hammer!"
Gates, halls. As long as there is suckas getting their Luke Cage recommended daily allowance of hammer, it's all good.