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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Who Is The Iron Patriot?


I dunno, this guy maybe?
I'm not really into Iron Man action figures, but I bought that one because it had really bright colors. And this awesome unicorn sidekick which smelt of apricot whose hair you can comb. 'Cause that's what I look for in my toys.

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  1. Anonymous1:59 PM

    i almost bought him for the shield.

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  2. Unicorn sidekick? He should totally have a unicorn sidekick.

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  3. "Just WHO IS the HORNED APRICOT-SMELLING PATRIOT??"

    "of DOOM!?"

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  4. How come the action figure doesn't have a star on his chest?

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  5. Uh... no star because it's based on the What If Civil War Iron Man. (DUH. JK... looked at the marvelousnews website.)

    Would be cool if they had an LED in his chest ray thingee. Or if he came with a flying US flag.

    Sorry, but unicorns were made extinct by the ultra-conservative neo-christian members of the NRA, who felt its supernatural origins were an affront to their beliefs. Now a giant eagle he could ride, that would be sweet...
    (Don't think" "...but he can fly, why does he need a giant eagle?" Because it's cool, man.)

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