"My Boyfriend Hates Shia"My boyfriend hates Shia,
I do not know why-a
But every time that Indy ad airs
He makes me want to cry-a
My boyfriend hates Shia,
Maybe it's his puppy-dog eyes
Maybe it's because he's overrated
Maybe it's because of Transformers
My boyfriend hates Shia,
But he let me watch him on SNL,
But we can't go see Indy
So instead it's that stupid Ashton Kutcher movie
My boyfriend hates Shia,
I do not know why-a
He should know that it's not Shia I love
Though his performance in Disturbia was considered "breakout"
Man, we had free tickets to go see that What Happens in Vegas and we spent 2 hours trying to find something else to do. Those two people seperatly are annoying, but together...
ReplyDeleteYikes! All this time I've been mispronouncing his name. I'm glad he never embarrassed me by pointing it out.
ReplyDeleteRe: The Ode. Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteRe: Your boyfriend choosing What Happens over Indy IV. I say RUN AS FAR AWAY AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN!!!! Because if he's making that crazy a decision, I'm sure the words "axe murderer" and "bodies in the basement" is in his future.
I mean, I'm not Shia fan myself, but a badass Harrison Ford makes up for whatever Shia can do to the movie.
But a Ashton Kutchner/Cameron Diaz flick as a substitute? Why don't you just poke yourself in the eyes with sharp sticks while listening to Yoko Ono albums at high volume. The result would essentially be the same.
Well, I don't like Shia either, but I'd go see the new Raiders movie if Ossama bin Laden was in it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I don't like him.
I haven't been overly impressed with his feature film career. Although I did like him in Even Stevens... uh, I mean, I've heard he was good in Even Stevens. Cuz a guy in his early to mid 20s like I was when the show was on would never watch a crappy Disney Channel comedy about the wacky adventures of a group of high school kids and an annoying little kid who likes bacon a bit too much, nor would a guy like me still watch reruns now that he's 30...
ReplyDeleteYour boyfriend's making you go see that Vegas movie instead of, I don't know, anything else? DTMFA!
ReplyDeleteThe alternative is that the Vegas movie was your suggestion, in which case it's time to trim down my blog reading list by one, as clearly I have misoverestimated your good taste!
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20080513/D90L0GG01.html
ReplyDeleteIn defense of my boyfriend, he never actually said we should see the Ashton movie. But if we were in the theater and it was either that movie or Indy...
ReplyDeleteI'm still recovering from that movie with that other flavor of the month where he couldn't have sex for one month to impress some girl. I wanted to pour acid in my eyes.
"I don't know why I don't like him."
ReplyDeleteShia gets that reaction a lot for some reason...
My boyfriend hates Shia,
ReplyDeleteBut he let me watch him on SNL,
But we can't go see Indy
So instead it's that stupid Ashton Kutcher movie
That's a dig. There's no truth to it.
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ReplyDeleteI'll tell ya why I don't really like him:
ReplyDeleteI, personally, don't find him very talented.
I don't, in my manliest opinion, don't find him all that attractive.
He's been shoved down our throats and this is going to keep happening because he's obviously Spielberg's newest boycrush (you know, like the kid who was in Goonies and Temple).
Did I mention I don't think he's all that talented?
That being said, despite not having a good feeling about the new Indy movie, not just because of Mr. LaBeuf, I will be going to see it.
uh.....no comment. Funny but no comment.
ReplyDeleteMy only criticism of Shia in Indy IV is this...
ReplyDeleteIt would have been much more interesting if Indiana Jones had a daughter. You raise the level of discomfort, the chemistry, the conflict, AND you create a character young women want to see and identify with.
(And imagine Phantom Menace with a female Qi-Gon Jinn.)
And you can always hope they pull a "Dr. David Marcus" on his character...
Can I just say:
ReplyDeleteMcGruber!!! That shit was GENIUS.
No time for love Doctor Jones! Though I agree with your boyfriend that's still not good enough of a reason to miss Indy4.
ReplyDeletePeople (Re: Nerds) hates Shia because he gets to become a part of all the most beloved properties we grew up with, and since he's around the same age as a lot of us we don't see why the hell he deserves it more than we do >:|
ReplyDeleteIts understandable to be threatened by Shia's extreme sexyness. See the Indy movie with a girl buddy instead. :)
ReplyDeleteHe was the best part of Transformers. However, he should not be in Marlon Brandon drag under any circumstances.
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