"Facebook The Movie" Starring Shia LaBeouf?

Good God.

I could picture Shia in "MySpace The Movie," however.

"Are Megan Fox And Shia LaBeouf Transforming From Friends To Lovers?"

Get it? Transforming? (via those newshounds at the Daily Mail)

God. Imagine the spawn of those two:

Shia & Megan are GENIUSES!

Shia LaBeouf explains why he turned down the role of Yorick in the film adaptation of "Y The Last Man":

"You take Sam and you put a monkey on his shoulder," said LaBeouf of Yorick's sidekick Ampersand. "I don't know if it's that big a differential. It seems like he's the ordinary guy in an extraordinary situation again."

So the only difference between "Y, The Last Man On Earth" and his character from "Transformers" is a fricking monkey. Obviously, he's waiting for that big Scorsese role that will finally make the public take him *seriously*.

See, this is why you really should hire someone with at least a rudimentary knowledge of comic books to star in a comic book movie. I mean, you don't *need* to, but it sure helps. It's nice to see Ryan Reynolds be excited to play Deadpool instead of looking "pained" like it's something he's forced to do to pay the bills.


In other news, Shia's "Transformers" co-star Megan Fox continues to expand her list of people she disapproves of: Wonder Woman for being "lame," Scarlett Johansson for showboating her IQ, men in their 20s: "immature," men who come on to her: "retards, ridiculous, pathetic," men in general: "weak puppies," actors: "gross prostitutes," and the "white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America" (who, according to Fox, are apparently deserving of murder, Megatron-style).

Gosh, is there anything Megan Fox DOES like? Here he is:That's it.

Shia: Flesh and Fantasy

I don't understand why I can't be left alone to enjoy Shia for the months or weeks left he has before the American zeitgeist declares him overexposed. It's all so full of hope now; so innocent. It could even last longer than Hayden Christensen.

That said, looking over the GQ photos of Shia, I have to say he just doesn't come off with a hell of a lot of personality. Those candid photos of him smoking and ducking the camera are far more real and compelling. In those photos we see the real Shia LeBeouf, the "what the f**k?" Shia, the Shia that exists between takes.

Gone are the puppy dog eyes, gone is the earnest but blank expression, gone are the painful hours of blowdrying his hair straight, and in its place the real deal, the "f**k it's early" Shia, or the "f**k it's late" Shia. In fact, his name really isn't Shia in those photos. It's Frank. Frank LaBeouf.

Frank LaBeouf

Except in this photo, in which his name is clearly Goober:

Cigarette Martyr

Ode To Shia LaBeouf

"My Boyfriend Hates Shia"

My boyfriend hates Shia,
I do not know why-a
But every time that Indy ad airs
He makes me want to cry-a

My boyfriend hates Shia,
Maybe it's his puppy-dog eyes
Maybe it's because he's overrated
Maybe it's because of Transformers

My boyfriend hates Shia,
But he let me watch him on SNL,
But we can't go see Indy
So instead it's that stupid Ashton Kutcher movie

My boyfriend hates Shia,
I do not know why-a
He should know that it's not Shia I love
Though his performance in Disturbia was considered "breakout"

LaBeouf To Play "Y"?

According to MTV Movies via Rotten Tomatoes, Shia LaBeouf might play "Y, Last Man On Earth"

According to the report, LaBeouf is in line to star in Disturbia director D.J. Caruso's adaptation of the Brian K. Vaughan comic Y: The Last Man, which deals with the aftermath of a plague that has wiped out all the males in the human race. All except one, that is -- and LaBeouf would play that survivor, a man named Yorick, who wanders the Earth with a pet monkey named Ampersand.

Purely speculation at this point, you understand.


Happy for Shia:


Doesn't particularly care: