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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Val Reviews SULLENGREY: CEMETERY THINGS



Boasting artwork resembling the lovechild of Tim Burton & Ted McKeever, the Ape Entertainment trade paperback SULLENGREY: CEMETERY THINGS would look at home on a bookshelf filled with many of Vertigo's earlier offerings. It's a bittersweet love story/Zombie Hollolcaust told by writer Jocelyn Gajeway and artist Drew Rausch in a frenetic Jhonen Vasquez style that fairly drips from the page with human effluence.

The plot: Intrepid amateur reporter Salem seeks to unravel the mystery behind a spooky little town and an enigmatic fellow named Grey, the bottom half of whose face is covered by a scarf in a manner reminiscent of the 1928 silent horror film The Man Who Laughs. Grey is haunted by the memory of his beloved/feared fellow mental institution roommate Halo, a young woman with a penchant for chainsaws and ultraviolence.


SULLENGREY is an unique work that definitely deserves more attention. Drew Rausch has created an elaborate self-contained gothic-cum-screwball universe that is so rife with eyeball-twitching detail that it looks like it must have been a motherf**king epic effort to draw. Jocelyn Gajeway's writing is filled both with a darkly comic sense of timing and a talented facility for horror.


SULLENGREY: CEMETERY THINGS collects the first four issues of the original Sullengrey limited series plus contains bonus materials like a never-before-published story, an interview with the creators, and artist sketches. Its $19.95 in full color and you could purchase it at your better-stocked local comic shops or just be lazy and just get it here.

PS: Some of the consistent spelling mistakes in this book are unforgivable, but you can still enjoy it. I was pointed out the wrong one, but I am assured they are there.

Should Comic Industry People Be So Open To Fans?

This is an open question. I'm not saying they should or should not be.

I AM concerned, however. Comics, thank God, has not had anything tragic happen in this regard (that I know of).

But there has been harassment, stalking incidents, death threats, etc. After the whole One More Day thing I truly feared for certain people's lives. I looked at the response online, thought of them at comic cons with no protection, and worried. And I don't see it as a totally unreasonable fear.

One of the places where freelancers "let their hair down" and really communicate with the fans are on message boards. But it also makes them occasionally vulnerable.

Spider-Man writer Marc Guggenheim, in a discussion at the Newsarama boards, got targeted by one user and had his job potentially effected when the user tried to get him in trouble with a writer's union.

So do you think the risks are worth it? And in large public settings, like major comic cons, should there be some sort of protection for certain creators and company heads?

I think to close the door on the unique and historic openness between fans and the industry would be terrible. At the same time, I think there should be better moderation on boards where these industry people participate, so things never get to what Guggenheim had to deal with.

But I ABSOLUTELY believe certain high-profile comic people should have security at cons, if they do not already have it. It is a must. If you want to call me an alarmist -- that is absolutely fine. But have that protection in place anyway. I am already thinking of my security options, and I'm relatively nobody.

Post-script: Most fans are pretty respectful. There are some fans who are simply nasty. And there are a few who I would be concerned about. Some preventative measures now in terms of con security and moderated boards can go a long way. That said, there is no way to 100% protect a person. But if the industry does not take action on this now, and God forbid something does happen, the rift that is going to form between fans and creators is going to be huge -- and that sort of rift will hurt this industry. I am convinced that without that historical communication between fan and creator, sales would go down.

Thoughts On DC's Latest Sales Numbers


These are the sales numbers for DC Comics in January. Please read all the standard provisos and explanations that go with such stuff.

Here is my analysis:

The top regular DCU books seem to be JLA, Superman, Action Comics, Teen Titans, Batman, Detective Comics, Green Lantern, and, when it ships, JSA.

So far, so good. These are all "top tier" DC titles and if they start to suck, the whole house of cards falls. That said, they probably should be going more toe-to-toe sales-wise with Marvel's top tier.

Declining sales for Grant Morrison's Batman is only a problem if it is a harbinger of a degree of reader apathy for his work as a whole -- or rather, for his "mainstream" in-continuity work. There just seems to be more excitement when he is allowed to completely create the world -- a la All-Star Superman, not bound by continuity.

Now, the Superman titles seem rather solid, and that's a good thing. And Teen Titans and Green Lantern, though too are experiencing a little bit of a decline in sales, seems to have built a nice niche for themselves in the upper end of the sales spectrum.

On to the bad news.

"With Justice League of America, DC Comics only had one book selling above 70,000 units in January. As a consequence, the publisher’s average periodical sales saw a steep drop, falling to around 27,000, their lowest level since January 2005. Similarly, average sales of the company’s DC Universe line, which makes up the bulk of their releases, dropped to around 33,000, also the lowest they’ve been in three years."


Lowest-Selling Regular DCU Titles: (with rank on Top 100 list)
The All-New Atom: 144
Infinity Inc: 142
Blue Beetle: 137 -- regular writer is leaving
JSA Classified: 124 -- supposed to be canceled, but a new issue has been solicited
Checkmate: 122 -- regular writer has left
JLA Classified: 113/109 -- canceled as of issue #54
Catwoman: 106
Superman Confidential: 102
Birds of Prey: 93
Robin: 73

Notable Sales Declines:
Green Arrow/Black Canary
Supergirl
The Flash
Wonder Woman
Green Lantern Corps

Something isn't working. I'm not being mean or unfair about it. I'm saying something is not working. I don't even know how the majority of these are referred to as "mainstream" comics. Does "mainstream" = superhero comics?

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is a mainstream comic. Dark Horse is a mainstream publisher. It is not an "indy" publisher. It is a full-fledged mainstream publisher, because it is putting out in big numbers a comic that a broad base of people want to read.

Blue Beetle is an "indy" comic. Catwoman is an "indy" comic. And that's not a bad thing. But the definitions have changed. Maybe, if the definition changes, that actually helps books like Blue Beetle, because instead of comparing its numbers to "mainstream" sales and acting accordingly, its publisher can maximize on its "indy" potential.

Now, a book like Green Arrow is the victim of bad writing decisions. Despite the beautiful art, the writing absolutely killed this book.

And books like Supergirl and The Flash have been wounded by all the creative changes that have happened to it over the last year or so. The lack of stability.

And everything was wounded by not wrapping up the whole "Crisis" thing after 52 and ending this whole multiverse drama on a high note and moving on.

And now a lot is resting on the shoulders on Final Crisis. And the problem is that there shouldn't even *be* a Final Crisis at this point. Final Crisis should have happened where Countdown started.

That said, Final Crisis might be great. Who knows?

If I had to make some decisions on it, I'd do the following:

Cancel:
Atom
Infinity Inc
All the Classifieds
Checkmate
Catwoman
Birds of Prey (sorry)
Supergirl
Green Arrow/Black Canary
The Flash (sorry)

Radically rethink and relaunch:
Birds of Prey
Supergirl
Catwoman
The Flash
Green Arrow (you can keep the art)

Books that should be consistently in the top 20 or higher:
Action Comics
Superman
Batman
Detective Comics
Superman/Batman
JLA
JSA
Teen Titans

Books that should be consistently in the top 30 or higher:
Robin
Nightwing
Green Lantern titles
Wonder Woman
The Flash
Green Arrow
Teen Titans spin-offs

Books that should never dip under the top 50:
Legion of the Superheroes
Supergirl
Birds of Prey

Books that might have "indy" status conferred to them and thus protected:
Blue Beetle
Catwoman

Book that will probably manage to slip under the radar for a long time to come:
Booster Gold

Don't bring back unless you have a damned good plan:
Aquaman

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Conflict Of Interest In Comics Media

I really don't know if I'm part of "comics media" per se -- or, really, part of "comics journalism" proper. I sort of see the blog as more of a personal opinion thing. But yeah, it is some sort of "media."

As time goes on -- and as my (re)involvement in the comic book book industry grows -- I find it harder and harder to be as bold in my opinions as I used to be. Some of it is because, "well, you're the president of Friends of Lulu, you can't say THAT, you have to be non-divisive." Some of it will be cases where I might hate aspects of a comic, but am friends with a person connected with the comic in some fashion. Some of it may be, "well, they never pissed in my iced tea, I'm giving them a break." And so on and so on, some reasons perhaps not as unselfish as the acts of Gandhi, but none so cynical as those pro-penis enlargement blog posts with the words "sponsored by Acme Penis Enlargement Company" below it.

This situation, in my view, affects large swathes of the comics media -- but really affects a great deal of people in the world in general who rely on social networks. Sure, John the Baptist was the lone voice howling in the wilderness -- but he lived in the wilderness and wore animal skins. Of course, the Olsen Twins wear animal skins as well, but it's not quite the same thing.

Also, John the Baptist got his head cut off, which sucks.

The paradox is that I think today's society -- especially those who are glued to the Internet -- are so tired of spin that they actually crave ANYONE and ANYTHING that sounds authentic and real.

And the irony is that the more successful one is at being "real," and getting an audience, and getting attention -- the more likely things will get watered down, because that social network grows, and the conflicts of interest start.

For instance, I really idolized Dennis Miller in my teens. I liked the way he thumbed his nose at society. I thought he was a radical (of course, I was 17, so maybe my education as to radicals in modern society was rather limited). Then he sort of became a conservative. Then he co-hosted Monday Night Football. Now he's a game show host. What. The. F**k?

Now, the problem with the comic book community in regards to this topic is that it is damned tiny. So sometimes it feels that trying to write something halfway controversial about anything without stepping on anyone's toes is like attempting to breakdance in a small antique shop filled with old china.

Of course, don't pity me. Pity Newsarama, Wizard, et al. Pity the reviewers at Entertainment Weekly faced with doing a write-up on some horrendous bomb for Warner Bros.

On second thought, do pity me -- that donut I got at the Farmer's Market this morning just gave me the runs.

Where I suggest you can *really* find that raw, cutting style of reviews and commentary is in one of the many of the excellent blogs out there untainted with personal involvement with the industry. Go to Journalista and Dirk will point 'em out to ya.

And, just for the record, though I mentioned the comics media, and particularly Newsarama & Wizard, in this post, I mean no ill-will or criticism to any. I mean, Newsarama is the comics industry's #1 source for daily comic book news, previews, reviews and commentary, and is home to the largest comic book reader message board community on the Internet, with discussions ranging from Marvel Comics' X-Men and DC Comics' Superman to manga and the smallest indy publishers. And Wizard Magazine is the #1 men’s pop-culture magazine, providing comics and entertainment fans with everything they need to know about comic books, movies, TV, video games, DVDs and more. Full-color graphics, in-depth interviews, behind-the-scenes features and a fun, light-hearted tone combine to provide the ultimate experience for Wizard's passionate community of fans.

Ok, I'm going to tempt fate and eat that other Farmer's Market donut now. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Dave Stevens, Creator Of The Rocketeer, Passes Away


What a rotten year 2008 has been for the comics community...

Dave Stevens passed away, I just found out about it now. Heidi at The Beat has the details.

I was in meetings all day, and this was the first comic news I read. What terrible news.

Among his other many accomplishments was being the artist/creator for The Rocketeer.

Makes me want to dig the movie out.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Yep, Moderated Posts Are The Fate Of This Blog Too


It happens with a lot of blogs...especially, strangely, a number of blogs run by women.

After a rash over a period of months of being pelted by "overly relentless and negative commenters who occasionally cross the line," the owner of the blog decides to either

a) Take away comments completely

or

b) Moderate the comments.

At some point, comments might be unmoderated again, but right now this is what suits me. I sacrifice my ever-dwindling free time to write this blog. I get little-to-no compensation for it. To have the comments section resemble the decorum on the Newsarama forums on a bad day both disgusts and discourages me. At least Newsarama can ban or force out users -- and apparently, they do.

Actually, most social networking/media sites have some form of moderation. I used to think my blog would be immune to the need for it, but I was wrong.

And I do think some of it boils down to some men being set off by a woman with strong opinions. I think the very fact of it -- regardless of content -- really pisses some people off, on a primal level. Maybe that's a controversial thing to say, and maybe you don't agree with it. But that's what I feel in my heart is part of the problem.

I still like the majority of male comic fans, and hold no ill will towards them. But there is a small awful obsessive angry subset of them that really drain all joy out of discourse about comics.

What I post here: things about comics that interests me and illustrates my passion for the medium. It should be a fun process. If you feel the same way, come participate.

Invisible Woman Is A Skrull? And Secret Invasion Musings


Man, if this stuff actually comes to pass...

I mean, can you imagine?

Again, I have several important questions:

1. What timeframe are we talking about for these Skrull replacements? Are we talking like post-Kirby, pre-Secret Wars? Or just some s**t that happened five years ago? Because the impact this is going to have on the Marvel Universe (to say nothing of the Merry Marvel Marching Society) is going to be contingent on what length of time we're talking about.

2. Could there be some of the replacements walking around at the same time as the originals, just at different places? (This could answer the age-old question of how Wolverine could be in so many damned books at the same time)

3. Are the originals still alive? What state are they in? Will they feel as if in a time warp like Captain America? Are we going to get a lot of those battles where two versions of the same character are beating each other senseless?

The last question brings up another interesting point:

In the DCU situation, various versions of the same character more often than not end up joining the same club and sipping tea together (Fanboy Superman Prime an exception).

But in this Marvel event, the reasons for the extra versions of the character in question are sinister and confrontational.

If we try to see Secret Invasion -- if it lives up to its hype -- as Marvel's "Crisis"-level event, it is one that can potentially deal with the sorts of inconsistencies in characterization and continuity that plagues older characters by classifying them as "fake" history in a way due to the Skrull infestation. Then the younger, more "pristine" versions of these characters can reemerge.

If this indeed happens, then I do consider Secret Invasion to be Marvel's "Crisis."

And frankly, if it does not happen, I would be rather disappointed.

Occasional Thoughts

Thoughts. I do have them.

On my vacation from my blog I sought corporate sponsors for Friends of Lulu's annual Lulu Awards. This is not much different than selling Girl Scout cookies, except there are no cookies, and if you fail, the really bad Christmas tree with the three branches is going to be in the pageant.

Do not want:

Do want:

The biggest DC news to come out of MegaCon, as far as I'm concerned, is that there was an audience member in the DCU Countdown To Crisis Panel dressed like Jay Garrick. You get rid of the Speed Force, this fellow's coming after you with that metal salad bowl on his head.Just in case you thought the furor over Spider-Man's OMD/BND has settled...well...

No.


I was particularly impressed by the poster who said he posted to religious websites about "One More Day" even though he was an atheist. Love of Mary Jane apparently trumps religious persuasion. Now that's something we can all get behind. It's like buying the world a Coke.


Lisa Fortuner provides guidelines for writers of international characters, courtesy of "The Mainstream Comics Industry":
"However, the Mainstream Comics Industry advises against researching another culture and creating a well-rounded original character based on actual facts, because this could result in your readers thinking of foreign nations as places with a rich history and culture populated by a variety of individual thinkers who are worthy of respect as human beings. This leads to the audience raising their standards and refusing to pay for books that don’t adhere to that standard. "

But Lisa, if you just think of those characters as Legacy Heroes, and give them a chance instead of tearing them down because of supposed inaccuracies and "uninspired characterization" (my God, as if there really is such a thing), maybe they can blossom.

(runs)

Which reminds me...

Remember Faith from JLA?


What the hell happened to her?

See, when I worked on JLA, Faith was created to "kill two birds with one stone" by virtue of her Latin-American heritage. So you got a Woman (big W, trademarked) and an International Character.

Ask Morrison if he's going to use Faith in Final Crisis. Maybe she can be in one of those epic George Perez-like crowd scenes that get turned into a poster with a numbered identification index. She could be right behind Fire's shoulder. Boy, that Fire, I'll tell ya -- she's one hot Brazilian. Get it?


You know, I was really cool with the Yellow Lanterns. To me, that made all sorts of sense.

But now there are Red Lanterns...


So according to this Newsarama article, the Red Lanterns spew "their red energy of hate."

And the first of these Lanterns is named, appropriately, "Atrocitus." George Lucas School Of Naming. Atrocitus used to hang out with Evilicus in middle school.

I don't get it, weren't the Yellow Lanterns supposed to be the bad guys? And the really important question -- the action figures, are they coming out soon?

Where Geoff Johns gets his writing inspiration:


Video: "Asian Christopher Walken"



Bonus points if you understand the meaning behind the "Miss Saigon" T-shirt he's wearing.

It fascinates me that Asian stereotypes are still acceptable in entertainment. I dunno, is Fu Manchu offensive?


Another thing that seems still acceptable in entertainment is homophobia. I just caught the movie Wild Hogs on cable the other day -- you know, sat through as much as I could of that dreck. The movie was obsessed with jokes about homosexuality. I mean, one after another. All of them of the "being thought gay is the absolute most humiliating thing ever!" variety.


"Oh, no, we're all naked in the watering hole and now there are boys swimming in it! Don't get too close to my naked body! And look, now the naked gay cop that's been stalking us is going to jump in the watering hole too! What a freak! WE aren't freaks like that. We are real guys."

In the scene, John Travolta's character plays the most homophobic guy of the bunch.


Well, that's all I've got. Back to the grind.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Comics Are Expensive: ATOMIC ROBO #4-5, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #12, PS238 #29, CASANOVA #12

Welcome to another installment of Comics Are Expensive, written by noted Expertologist Chris Lamb!

A very busy week this time around, leading to a much longer column than I’d originally intended. Also, a confession: I went over my spending limit of $30 this week after finding the second and third trades (also known as the Good Ones) of Joe Casey and Sean Phillips’ Wildcats runs for $3.99 a pop. Shameful, I know, but the only time I’ve ever remotely cared about Wildcats is with Casey at the helm, and it was just too good to pass it up. Forgive me?

Potential spoilers ahead, despite me actually making an effort to beat around a number of bushes this week. Proceed with caution.

ATOMIC ROBO #4 & 5
Writer: Brian Clevinger
Artist: Scott Wegener


So it turns out yes, Virginia, there is an Atomic Robo. Apparently the reason it was so hard to track down had less to do with the book’s mythical nature and more with everybody in the New York area snapping up the issues as soon as they hit the stand. Due the kindness of strangers I’ve now read all five issues, but as #4 and 5 were I could track down and buy (and are still available in super limited quantities at Midtown Comics at 7th Ave. and 40th St. – thanks for the tip, Rich!) for myself, that’s what I’m talking about this week. Going a buck and change over my self-imposed spending limit is one thing, but I’m not yet ready to violate the sanctity of the faulty premise this column is built upon by talking up things I haven’t actually swapped money for. Fickle convictions are still convictions, after all, just with better hours.

With so many aspects of this book that could be talked about, why not start at the beginning? The first thing to strike me about Atomic Robo is its self-contained nature – while #4 is the second part of a two-issue story and #5 looks to be kicking off another, each can be enjoyed as it’s own thing without any prior knowledge. Everything you need to know is right there on the inside cover of each issue – Atomic Robo was built by Tesla in the 20’s and went on to become a robot science adventurer who had many great and strange robot science adventures over the next few decades. Now he and a bunch of fellow (human) science adventurers have become sort of the Ghostbusters to the world, putting down the weird and horrific where ever it may lurk for fun and occasional profit. In issue #4 it’s rogue pyramids, in issue #5 it’s hordes of Nazi cyborgs and a brain that would very much like you to behold the end of Atomic Robo. I read #4 without any clue of what had come before, and it worked just fine. Science heroes are fighting a sort of pyramid tank thing. What’s to explain?

Peppered through the series are flashback to previous adventures, such as Robo going to Mars for a bit of landscaping and wearing questionable outfits in the seventies and eighties. They’re a great device, used to fill in plot details and character points in much the same way Lost does, only without the creeping dread that sooner or later you’re going to have to sit through a Kate episode. Their appearance here creates one of my favorite storytelling tricks in science fiction-y type works – pulling the reader into a world already formed with the promise to explain along the way. Sure, I want to know about Robo’s early years with Tesla and dealing with that jerk Edison, but in the meantime there are Nazi-bots and mummies to fight, so maybe it’s best to just roll with your surreal settings for the time being. Personally, I’m more than happy to be patient.

I could go on, (and on, and on, and still further on), but it’s better for you to find out on your own. Atomic Robo is one of the most pleasant surprises I’ve had from comics in years, a seamless blend of hilarious moments and tense action scenes with great art capable of accommodating both without breaking a sweat. There’s absolutely no reason everybody shouldn’t be reading this, provided every other jerk out there hasn’t snatched up all the issues.

BUY STATUS: Now that I know where to find the damn things, I’ll happily keep reading. A trade should be along after this first series wraps with issue #6 for anybody else late to the party, and should be considered required reading any one interested in robots, science, adventures, or joy. Many thanks to all who recommended it.


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER #12
Writer: Drew Goddard
Artist: Georges Jeanty

So I guess it’s safe to say the big event happening in issue #12 had nothing to do with Oz maybe showing up again, huh? If you haven’t read the newest installment of Buffy’s ink and paper season 8 and were wondering what that sound was last Wednesday, it just might have been the sound of thousands of Buffy crying out at once as they all hit page four. Whether out of delight or horror is not for me to tell, though some say that on quiet nights, when the moon is full, you can hear the click-clacking of a keyboard echo across the hills and know that another fanfic born out of this issue has just reached its dread end.

As character moments go, however, I think it works. Drew Goddard (writer of several episodes for both Buffy and Angel’s last seasons, as well that Cloverfield movie and a producer on Lost) takes over the book with this issue, kicking off new arc “Wolves at the Gate” with more than a few bangs. While the first of these is sure to generate the most talk, with cries ranging all over the spectrum between “great” and “worst thing ever”, it’s the immediate aftermath that stuck the landing for me – a quiet moment interrupted by first Xander and then pretty much all the rest of the main and supporting cast, escalating into a hilarious car crash of awkward at the same moment the newest threat to Buffy and her slayer army shows up? That’ll do nicely, thanks.

And it’s all down to Goddard being really, really good at this. As much as I like Whedon’s work, his comics writing has always lagged behind his television and movie work – there’s something about the pacing in comics he can’t seem to get down, and it sucks a lot of the rhythmic quality out of his dialogue that’s so key to it working. Goddard doesn’t seem to have such a problem, crafting conversations that feel immediately more true to the characters and their nature (the Buffy stuff is funny in the sort of comedy of errors stuff all her relationships seem to open with; the Xander and Renee things is genuinely sweet) than nearly anything else we’ve seen since the series started. I’ve yet to flat-out dislike an issue, and I really liked Brian K. Vaughn’s Faith arc a few months ago, but this is the first time I’ve so completely enjoyed the book that I was compelled to go back and read it again. It finally reads like not just a continuance of the show, but of the show’s better moments.

And last but not least, there are vampires. It feels like ages since the titular bad guys were any sort of real threat, but these guys seem to have what it takes: storming the castle in force, stealing Buffy’s favorite toy, and exhibiting some new but strangely familiar powers. It’s a nice return to form for characters that were reduced to little more than cannon fodder over the years, and I’m looking forward to seeing where it goes. Love it, hate it, or meh it, Buffy #12 is the best Whedon’s pride and joy has been in a long time.

BUY STATUS: I was strongly considering moving to trades on this one, but I’ll stick around for the duration of Goddard’s arc. Then we’ll see.


PS238 #29
Writer & Artist: Aaron Williams

The word you want here is “charming”. From one end to the other, from socks that play music and light up to “Jinx. You owe me a coke”, PS238 is just completely, utterly charming. Remember a few weeks ago, when I said I’d be all over a book like Tiny Titans if there were more to it than super cute art? I strongly suspect this is what I was talking about, only before I actually knew it existed – the adventures of kids with powers and the special school built to hold them, complete with all the adventures and infrequent super villain shenanigans implied. I’m brilliant that way, sometimes.

The world of PS238 - or at least as much of it as I can see here – feels built from the ground up to answer one simple question : how great would having superpowers be? Every scene is a playground waiting to happen, providing plenty of opportunities for the rather great Flea to change into his costume or shadowy corners for bad guys to come flying out of. It’s the sort of world one might create after years of reading comics where crowds cheer on Superman when he’s fighting the bad guy and school kids wave at Spider-man as he goes by – a place where heroes are not just oddities flying overhead but an embraced part of the culture. Powers are just something people have, whether they’re cops or schoolteachers or casino owners with visible crystal skulls. And I really, really like that. It’s the sort of mood DC usually excel at when they’re not in the middle of Crisising and that Marvel seem to be actively throwing away with both hands in favor of a world where everybody hates and mistrusts everybody else. Williams has created a place where amazing things happen on a pretty regular basis, and the people living there seem to feel they’re better for it.

(I could be wrong, of course. It could be that just Las Vegas, the setting for this month’s issue, is this awesome, and everywhere else sees the kids fighting to protect a world that hates and fears them. I doubt it, though – when the cop talking to Ms. Kyle mentions a team up they had back their respective hero days and flies off, all without a speech about “doing more good with a badge instead of a mask” or some such heavy-handed nonsense, I knew this was a world with its act together)

At first glance the book may appear to risk being too cute for its own good, but there’s always a joke, a subtle reference, or a more adult overtone lurking around the corner to keep things aimed squarely at readers of every age. Whether it’s Julie’s feelings of inadequacy as a hero, Polly Mer’s blowing bubbles without gum or explaining where her name comes from, or something simple like ending the book with a letters page, there’s truly something here for everyone. Don’t think Disney; this is Pixar, with the same quality approach to storytelling and unique, memorable characters. If you have kids, this is a book for them. If you don’t, it’s just as likely to be for you. Just charming, really.

BUY STATUS: I have no idea what’s going on with the current storyline, but I don’t think that’ll be much of a stumbling block. I’m in, and there’s several people I need to mail copies to or at least get this on their radar. Thanks very much, Patrick, for pointing it out.


CASANOVA #12
Writer: Matt Fraction
Artist: Fabio Moon

For a book with a riddled with more plot twists and turns than I’d care to count and a title character who’s been missing for the last five issues or so, Casanova is pretty damn unbeatable. If there’s a triumph of the “slimline” format of sixteen pages of comics plus backmatter for $1.99, it’s certainly this – while Ellis’ Fell, with its tales of a crumbling detective in city-as-suicide victim are great little stories, Fraction’s super spy with a heart of rot and spiders trying to make good revels in its format, filling every inch of its reduced page count with enough style and sex appeal to set my brain a-buzzing till the next one arrives. Most importantly, it never feels like just sixteen pages – paired with the masterful art of Gabriel Ba, the storytelling her does funny things to well-established ideas like space and time, bending both around its little finger in the name of one last perfectly thrown pose or chance to sweep you off your feet.

Speaking of story, where are we this month? If last arc “Luxuria” was about Casanova Quinn finding himself in a parallel universe with the chance to make up for a least a few of his many, many bad decisions, “Gula” is the story of his sister Zephyr giving into (or maybe just embracing) the demons she can’t quite escape. Either way, issue #12 sees her life-long private war against her father Cornelius becoming very public as she and boyfriend Kubark Benday attack the moon base of E.M.P.I.R.E. (the secret intelligence organization run by daddy, don’t ya know) with devastating effect. It’s an issue full of tremendous moments, abandoning the careful dance of #11 in favor of the sort of unbridled destruction not yet seen in the series. Which is not to say the book’s excellent sense of pacing is gone, oh no – the perfect rhythm ticking behind the scenes is still here, still filling in character moments around and throughout the action scenes in subtle, often tragic ways. One particular scene with Ruby and Katio stands up as an example of so much of what works so well in this series, managing to be as sweet, shocking, and goddamn tragic as anything Fraction has produced to date. The jerk.

If there’s a message to Casanova’s madness, it’s that even super spies have to deal with the responsibility of their actions when they eventually come calling. For all the coolness of a world full of bandaged arch-villains, flying casinos and multi-armed girlfriends from the future, the horror of what the sort of lives the main characters lead and the effect it has on those caught up in their wake is never far out of reach. While Moon’s artwork turns Zephyr into exactly the sort of curvaceous, heartless assassin she no doubt sees herself as, he also perfectly captures the weight she caries around on top of it all, the awareness of how precious little of herself she can still call human. As cool as she and Benday look together in their best action figure outfits, everything about their relationship reeks of bad sex and worse decisions, of reaching out for somebody else if only to drag them down as well. Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be space cowboys, ‘cos there’s only one way it can end.

There’s still no clues to be found that might help unravel the greatest mystery of all – When is Casanova Quinn? But that’s okay, really; seeing Cass’ world burn in his absence is nearly as much fun as watching him tear it down himself.

BUY STATUS: This much awesome for two dollars is not to be missed, but for those of you in need of playing a little catch-up, the paperback version of the first trade collecting issues #1-7 for a mere twelve dollars. While it lacks the awesome back matter of the singles, it’s well worth the price of admission.

As you may have noticed, I’ve reached the inevitable point with this thing where the books I pick up are starting to loop. I think (but can’t guarantee) that next week’s installment is going to be a hard look at everything I’m currently reading – between the comics I’ve been exposed since starting this thing and the ones I was already grabbing on a monthly basis, there isn’t a lot of room left for the new blood my hobbled attention span requires on a daily basis. In the meantime, while I try to decide what to keep reading in singles and what can wait for the trades, recommendations are always appreciated in the comments thread or via email to chrislamb@gmail.com. See you next week.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

The Best Of Occasional Superheroine: The Biggest Controversies

Also known as:Here is a list of the top controversial posts on my blog. Actually, I've used no grading system to come up with which are most controversial; I suppose you could use number of comments as a way to determine that.

No, here are just the posts that just come to mind. Cuz I'm lazy.

But what I find interesting about these posts and the responses to them, is that in some cases there are participants who so singlemindedly pursue the comment thread that follows that I really have to question if they truly cared about the topic at hand, or were they really angry about something else. I mean, having some people who disagree with your position is normal. But I'm talking about a select few persons who wouldn't let an argument go, or who were exceptionally and inappropriately nasty.

In some cases, I don't think it's about the topic at all, but that fact that a woman has strong opinions. "Defeating" the woman's argument symbolically feels as if one has asserted one's masculine power. This is a point I have discussed with some other female bloggers. These are the debates that get most nasty, and most off-topic.

In some cases, gender really has nothing to do with it, but the commenter is just treating the blog's comment section as they would the peanut gallery at Newsarama or the Howard Stern Show. I suppose to a certain extent that sort of trolling gives a bit of texture to a forum, a bit of spice. Things really don't get nasty -- they just get juvenile. Depending on the skill of the troll, it might even be a little fun.

I suppose the strangest and saddest cases are when women get into nasty flame wars with each other. In the case of my blog, it has been either because I'm not "feminist" enough, or "too feminist" (as in the case of The Killing Joke). These debates don't go on as long as in the other cases, but the comments can contain extremely nasty stuff. It's too early in the morning to even attempt to psychoanalyze it.

But, in the end, despite all the drama, I'm proud of my work on my blog and the posts that inspired such heated debate. The irritable bowel syndrome was completely worth it.

Sexy, Not Sexist -- A matter of taste

Black Snake Moan: A Sensitive Portrayal Of Sexual Abuse
-- Apparently, I wasn't allowed to have an opinion here because I was just a stupid wimmins

Mary Jane Statue Fight Now On The Level Of Civil Rights Movement
-- I gets teh slammed

Dirk Deppey Vs. The Mary Jane Brigade -- more slamming all around, slam party

Ugly Fat Girls, A Retraction -- I think I get teh slammed again for defending teh Misty Lee


Countdown's Jump The Shark Moment -- The first of many appearances of Countdown on teh countdown. I'm Casey Kasem

She's Satan's Daughter: She's Supposed To Be Bad -- Is this cover gratuitous?

Sinestro Corps Required Reading List -- The Green Lantern Fan Brigade come out of the woodwork on this one

Barbara The Potty-Mouth -- More Frank Miller "realism"

The "Final" Crisis?
-- "Really? Sure you wouldn't want to squeeze in one more year-long weekly series?" Well actually...

Archie Sez: "Downloading Is Evil" -- "It's my right to have all teh comic book for teh free! This is America!"

Black Adam: Tall, Dark, and Evil
-- Stereotype based on xenophobic fears that have spanned pop-culture since the days of Dracula? Or...awesome?

Supergirl: Fat -- The fans lament loss of Nicole Richie Supergirl, point out "cankles"

You Bought The Killing Joke For Only A Dollar?
-- In which I'm told I'm an ingrate not to rejoice in such a bargain

"There Is Another Hellmouth In Cleveland" -- I quit my campaign against sexism. I think it lasted about two weeks.

Oh You Like Woman? Here's Cookie! -- On accepting the crumbs

Batman's Kryptonite = Homophobia -- It is 8/21/07 and still no Batwoman series

Katie Holmes As Wonder Woman? -- Tomkat is teh sux

Gwen Stacy: Whore Or Not? -- The Newsarama folks have an elegant debate

Weddingus Interruptus -- More of my disgust on one of the dumbest "events" of all time

Why I Hate The Kyle Rayner Crab Mask -- Apparently, this was a faux pas

Converting People To The Religion Of Crime Through The Lesson Of Lust -- No, not pandering to Lipstick Lesbian-loving male readers AT ALL

The Goddamn Batman's Guide To Being A Better Lover -- Miller! Genius!

It's Funny Because He's Teh Gay: Get It? -- From The Jack Tripper school of homosexual comedy

The Case For Reboots -- I'm stickin' to teh theory

From Taboo To Mainstream -- Have the old taboos in comics been washed away over time?

Thoughts About New Avengers And Tigra -- The Tigra s**tstorm

"Men In Refrigerators" -- Optimus Prime: Dead. Molested. Twisted Into A Ceiling Fan And Left To Fend For Himself.

Why I Don't Take Witchblade Seriously -- Butt-webbing certainly a factor


The Happiness Never Ends For The Green Arrow Family -- Of course we all know what happened to Connor, but still pound-for-pound the b**ching is a great value

Comic Snobs! -- Real Comics Versus Real Comix

Be The Change You Want To Be In The World -- With a special appearance by Tamora Pierce!

DC's Arena: "Fan-Fiction At It's Finest" -- Fan-Fiction at Real Fiction page rates!

Jason Todd New Batman?
-- A s**tstorm and clusterf**k the likes as you will never see again (at least until Final Crisis)

Occasional Reviews: "Titans East Special" -- How did this one get to 53 comments, again?

Down With Marriage -- Mentioning the word "God" apparently is a no-no in polite conversation

New York Anime Festival: This is Youth Culture

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat? -- This needed 22 comments

Reboots Vs. Generational Succession -- Sometimes it's time to just hang up the tights

"Thank You For Buying Countdown"

Spider-Man: Gay Metaphor? -- Or is it just the red-and-blue lycra?

Jackpot And A Brand New Butt

Tiffany Fallon's Scarlet Letter -- Playboy models apparently aren't good enough to play Amazons

Batman #673: Requiem For Stephanie Brown?
-- Or just Bruce's drug-induced fever-dream?

Where Is DC's Matt Fraction? -- Huh?

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

The Best of Occasional Superheroine: That's Entertainment!

Continuing my look back at over 1000 posts on the blog...



Secret Identities and Alter Egos -- An assortment of film clips exploring the theme of alter egos

Britney Spears In: A World Gone Mad! -- This was back when she was merely playful

Anna Nicole Smith: The Annotated Biography -- Reading (and writing) between the lines

Why Superman Not Telling A Lie Had Such An Impact On Me
-- Sometimes movies need good role models

Bad Buffy Fan-Fiction: The Ultimate Shame! -- I take a look at some of my old Angel fan fic

Why Is John Cusack Always In The Rain? -- And why is Nick Cage in a bear suit?

I Want My Spider-Man TV! -- Including "I'm A Marvel and I'm A DC"

"Get Ready To Fly, B**ch!" -- On Tarantino's Death Proof and Lonely Guy Manifestos

The Mid-Life Crisis Of Marilyn Manson -- I remember when he was just a spry lad

Jessica Alba Wants To Be Taken Seriously As An Actress -- Not doing skimpy GQ photo shoots cradling a teddy bear might be good start

PopCult Legends #1: Superman III Robot Scene -- Yipes

PopCult Legends #2: Howard the Duck Sex -- Double Yipes

PopCult Legends #3: Smurf Disease
-- Triple Yipes

Only Anorexics Can Attend Nicole Richie's Party -- Because eating disorders are teh funny

The Sound of 10,000 Fanboy's Heads Exploding -- A room full of Leias in slavery

Katie You Ignorant Slut -- Katie Couric gets no love from Dan Rather

"Let Them Watch Basic Cable" -- The eerie parallels between Paris Hilton and Marie Antoinette

Marvel Legends Presents: Jesus -- More articulation than that stupid Kevin Smith figure

Jodi Sweetin Will Have her Revenge -- The former Full House star is an ICON!

The Transformers Movie Sucks?
-- My posters say, "Nay!"

The Chris Benoit "Ruthless Aggression" Action Figure -- Brought to you by Nostradamus

What Annoying B-List Celebrity Are You? -- I get David Hasselhoff

Superman On That Hoe -- An explanation for all those who are not with it

The Green Hornet: "Knocked Up" -- I was happier when Kevin Smith was on the short list for this project

Better Than Action Figures -- The "Real Doll" phenomenon

Love Gun: Official KISS Slash Fan Fiction?! -- Hoax, but intriguing nonetheless

A Mediation On Teh Boobage -- The mystery of Hermione's breast reduction

Naked "Nevermind" Baby 17 And Working At L.A. Juice Bar -- Just another reminder that I'm elderly

Popeye: Real Man -- Screenshots of old Popeye cartoon, starring Olive as castrating fill-in-the-blank

Which Monkee Are You? -- Peter Tork; I always fancied myself as Nesmith, personally but I think I'm too damn naive

Superbad: A Chick Flick If Chicks Were Dudes And Not Chicks -- McLovin

Old Mego Superheroes Ad
-- "Starring that great BLACK superhero"

Ridley Scott Sez The Sci-Fi Genre Is Dead -- Pretty big words, tough guy


Katie Holmes To Play Wonder Woman? -- Who knew there were so many Katie haters in th' house?

Keeanu Is Klaatu -- Is it a stretch for him to play a wooden, emotionless alien?

Ou Est Mas Sexier? -- Hayden or Gillian?

Onion "Abducted Girl" Parody -- Funny or offensive?

Tarantino On "Heroes": "I've Never Seen The F**king Show" -- He's too cool for school, that one

Fat? -- Britney

Creepy Comix -- The one where Mickey almost shot himself and other classix

Has Family Guy Jumped The Shark? -- Brian is Chewbacca, that's hilarious

The Marcia-Jan Affair -- An affair that wasn't

Obligatory OJ
-- Something to get out of my system, bear with me

Smallville Premiere Liveblogging
-- It kind of ruins the viewing experience for me, but I do it for the fans

Gun Marketers Say: Pink Is For Girls -- You could sell crates of hand-grenades to wimmens if only you make them pink

The Truth About Sea Monkeys -- More slaying of childhood sacred cows


The Secret Rape In The Harry Potter Books? -- But she was asking for it, and it's minotaurs anyway

Now It Can Be Told: The Dark Truth Of Charlie Brown -- The dark underbelly of the yellow shirt

Catwoman Cosplay Video -- Something for your MySpace page

William Shatner: "I Don't Do Cameos!" -- He's a little bit of a dick but I like him

Top 6(66) Scream Queens -- They're mad and they have telekinetic scrotum-ripping abilities

GI Joe No Longer "Real American Hero?" -- Everybody hates America, I get it, I get it


Jack Nicholson On "Dark Knight": "I'm Furious!" -- I'll bet he's feeling bad now

Did Family Guy Go Too Far This Episode? -- Matricide: it's all in good fun

"It's Like Spike Lee Directing Captain America" -- Because then The Falcon would have too many lines and we can't have that no way

Watchmen Babies -- Baby Inkblot throws a dead dog through the window with his itty bitty widdle hans

Italian Spiderman -- I try to watch this every few days to cleanse my palette

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat? -- I get keywords typed in for this every day

Top Ten X-Mas Angsty Moments
-- Because holiday entertainment should be depressing

Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee, and Thoughts On The Panic of '94
-- No, no eerie coincidence at all, that's just crazy talk

Top Ten Werewolf Movies -- Yeah, I know I just ran this, but this way it's more publicity for High Moon

Sunday, March 02, 2008

The Best Of Occasional Superheroine


Hi All,

Just a reminder --

I will be on blog-vacation this week. Barring a comics news story of monumental importance, I will not even be touching my Blogger account for the next week.

That said, I have a series of retrospective posts (link dumps with snarky garnish, actually), that will be posted. So here is the schedule:

Monday: "Misogyny A Go-Go" -- a collection of my posts on misogyny in comics

Wednesday: "That's Entertainment" -- a collection of my posts on movies, TV, and pop-culture

Thursday: "My Most Controversial Posts" -- ripping the band-aid off and looking at the biggest debates that have raged on this blog

Friday: "Comics Are Expensive" -- comic reviews with Chris Lamb

By March 10, blogging will be back to normal

See you! :-)

Saturday, March 01, 2008