Seriously, this is the actual name of an actual Ken doll offered by Mattel right now: Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.
From the product description:
"Cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, Ken doll is ready for Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool and a stroll with his little companion."
For some reason Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken immediately reminded me of this guy:
Billy Crystal as Fernando Lamas
Via Topless Robot, "Mattel Has Lost Their Minds, via Geek Girl Diva, "Sugar Daddy Ken?! Barbie You Saucy Minx!"
At last, a figure that I can use as a base for my long-coveted Leland Palmer custom!
ReplyDeleteWas that....was that Orson freaking Welles in that video.
ReplyDeleteHow much longer before it is socially acceptable for Mattel to produce a Pimp Ken Doll - truly one of the seven seals has been broken.
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