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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Another Rotten Comic Book Movie Post


ZOMG! Did you see this news about Guy Ritchie directing the Lobo movie?

This is so intriguing! Who will play Lobo in the film?

Will it be...

CHAD KROEGER FROM NICKLEBACK?!


...and this has been another rotten comic book movie post.



(Feel free to start this rumor on Reddit or some other respected online institution)

16 comments:

  1. When I think of the Main Man, I don't see him. When I think of "Bastich" I do!

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  2. Hahahaha. I should really work on commenting more regularly. Love it!. Still the 1st comic site I check on Reader. Thanks!

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  3. Too bad it won't be a cartoon - this role has Nathan Explosion written all over it.

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  4. Wow. That is literally the last comic-to-film adaptation I expected.

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  5. Your love for Nickelback knows no bounds...

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  6. The only thing Chad can play is Lobo's stool sample. And I mean that. He would sing and still no one could tell the difference between him and a large stool sample.

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  7. Awesome! I can't wait to maybe or maybe not see this on DVD or maybe on Netflix's free Instant Play or maybe on TV one Saturday afternoon or at a friend's house playing in the background or on a TV display at Best Buy or...

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  8. Dude, in that Lobo cover, that girl needs to be careful where she's pointing that gun...

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  9. I like it when they make movies I don't want to see. Saves me money.

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  10. The Main Man don't need auto-tune to sing!

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  11. GuyAlice: Lobo can grow those back. I'm pretty sure he got them shot off in the Hitman crossover.

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  12. Seriously, who could play Lobo? I'd like to see some speculation.

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  13. Anonymous12:28 AM

    Does this mean A HERO WILL SAVE US?

    (wrong band?)

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  14. Chad could bulk up some. I can see it.

    But can he act?

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  15. With Guy Richie to direct, I can't get the image of Jason Statham wearing a dreadlock-wig out of my head...

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  16. Of course it will be Statham - it will also feature Jason Flymyng and, on the plus side it will have Mark Strong in it in some capacity. (Mark Strong should have been Holmes).

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