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Friday, February 20, 2009

My New Favorite Quote


"If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach."

That's profound.

If you watched the movie of my life backwards, it would end with a man and a woman dressed in polyester meeting each other at a disco in 1974.

8 comments:

  1. Life doesn't just begin at conception, it begins the first time you meet a mate-- now THAT is pre-pregnant!

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  2. "Life doesn't just begin at conception, it begins the first time you meet a mate-- now THAT is pre-pregnant!"

    well, back then I was just a faint twinkle in my mom's eye...or was that just the strobe effect from the disco ball?

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  3. *Wonders briefly if Val's parents met while listening to "Dancing Queen."*

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  4. So Val, you probably owe your very existence to "Rock The Boat" by The Hues Corporation...how do you feel about that?

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  5. Actually I think it would end with them parting ways and leaving the disco separately :)

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  6. If we're going to go back that far, my movie would end with the shy Air Force captain finally plucking up the courage to ask out the pretty secretary at the Pentagon.

    Why am I not Jack Bauer? Seriously, that's the kind of origin I'd expect a secret agent to have.

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  7. Wait a minute-- unless my math is wrong, young lady, I think you mean 1973.

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  8. Anonymous7:14 AM

    thats the way final crisis should have ended... Somebody get dido on the horn!

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