Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes, Part One
Mom: Happy Easter!
Mom: Happy Easter!Me: Mom, it's not Easter. It's April Fool's Day.
Mom: No, I know it's April Fool's Day. But isn't it Easter too?
Me: No, Easter is next week.
Mom: But the bodega on the corner was closed this morning, they're never closed.
Me: Well, it's Passover weekend.
Mom: They're Spanish, they don't celebrate Passover!
Me: No, what I'm saying is that...I don't know, it's just a holiday week, that's all.
Mom: That's probably it...anyway, have you heard the news?
Me: What news?
Mom: I'm...pregnant!
Me: You got me there, Mom!
Mom: April Fools!
Me: Though you know, some women your age are getting pregnant nowadays...
Mom: Okay, now I'm going to tell you the real news...your sister...
Me: What, is she pregnant?
Mom: She's getting divorced.
Me: Oh, you got me again! Good one, Mom! April Fools!
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