"Two On An Icicle"
"Pardon Me But Your Evil Spike Is In My Abdomen"
"DCU Girls Hot Kinky Action!"
"Why Supergirl Can't Make Any Friends"
"Snikkt!"
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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Caption This Panel
"Two On An Icicle"
"Pardon Me But Your Evil Spike Is In My Abdomen"
"DCU Girls Hot Kinky Action!"
"Why Supergirl Can't Make Any Friends"
"Snikkt!"
"Two On An Icicle"
"Pardon Me But Your Evil Spike Is In My Abdomen"
"DCU Girls Hot Kinky Action!"
"Why Supergirl Can't Make Any Friends"
"Snikkt!"
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Cheap Accupuncture for the Uninsured.
ReplyDeleteMarionette Supergirl Says: I Got No Strings To Hold Me Down! -- Spikes On The Other Hand . . .
ReplyDelete"Supergirl really 'sticks it' to Batgirl"
ReplyDelete"Girls, see what unchecked acne can do? Buy Super-Clearasil today!"
"DAMMIT KARA! Can't you have a regular Menstral Cycle like EVERYONE ELSE?"
"Girls Gone Wild goes wrong"
The right wing's idea of gay marriage.
ReplyDelete"Curt Swan and Carmine Infantino would never have drawn us this way!!"
ReplyDeleteA letter from DC editorial (short version):
ReplyDeleteSee ladies? We DO publish the kind of stuff you can relate to!
A letter from DC editorial (long version):
See ladies? We DO publish the kind of stuff you can relate to! Piercing, cutting-edge stories about dressing up in bondage gear and sensually wrestling with your fellow underage supermodels in shrunken cheerleader uniforms! Oh god, I'm so hot right now, I can barely type... Good thing I have two hands! And nothing should speak to your humanity more than a girl who shoots spikes out of her back! Heck, isn't that what happens with you girls when it's "that time" anyway? Heh heh. C'mon, what's wrong with it? Why are you so up in arms about this book? Why can't you just... Ah, forget it. I'm tired of dealing with you uppity sapphics. Don't read the book, I don't care. I'll just restart it with a new number one and hire Frank Cho to draw the thing, put some token best-selling novelist on writing chores, offer 50/50 covers by Jim Lee and Micheal Turner and push the shit out of it in the media! That ought to move some copies! Oh! and we can reveal that Darkseid and Granny Goodness double-team style raped her while some lucky, lucky parademons watched! Damn, I'm good...
This has been a message from DC editorial... Now put your apron back on for chrissakes, Frank Miller's comin' over for dinner!
(apologies to DC, but really, isn't it obvious why girls don't like this book?)
"Holy Deus Ex Machina, Batman!!"
ReplyDeleteIts sure convenient I wasn't killed by the spikes!
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