Top Ten Reasons Bart Allen Is Toast
10. That Bart Simpson reference is sooo 1994.
9. Yeah, he gots lotsa book learning, but nobody loves a know-it-all
8. Stupid hair
7. Stupid big puffy feet
6. That pseudo-manga look is sooo 2001
5. His book kinda sucked
4. That "Young Justice" thing is sooo 1999
3. With Hal back, the all bets are off and the door is really left open for Barry to return
2. His book is being cancelled at #13 despite solicits for #s 14-15
1. Death sells, baby!
Barry Allen is being revived by the Legion in JLA (is my theory)
ReplyDeleteTop One Reason He Isn't Toast:
ReplyDeleteThe returning Flash writer, Mark Waid, CO-CREATED him.
according to LITG its Wally West coming back
ReplyDeleteTop One Reason He Isn't Toast:
ReplyDeleteThe returning Flash writer, Mark Waid, CO-CREATED him.
True, but the character is so far removed from what he was that he's completely different. Even if he doesn't die, then he'll somehow be completely removed from the present-day DCU.
Impulse, back when he was Impulse, was a fun character. Dan Dido hates fun.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why Impulse grew up to become as boring as Nitewing.
ReplyDeleteI got a girlfriend I bone, but that causes me problems and I wants to be a cop BOO HOOO.
Kids like impulse grow up to be rad goofy adults.