"On her first night back on patrol, Mary Marvel stumbles across an occult gathering of pregnant women singing an Echo and the Bunnymen song around a floating, glowing rock (no, we did not make this up). Then, the chant summons a demon whose body is composed of infant corpses. (Seriously? No, we’re not joking here…SERIOUSLY?!?) After a bit of debate, the demon decides he’d like to eat Mary...Mary Marvel throws a Buick at Dead-Baby Monster. Then they get zapped by lightning somehow. Then the cops come to arrest Dead-Baby Monster."
shit DC seems to show me why i discard bad ideas. in one of my books i did have a dead baby suit monster...but it was better done. i thought it sucked and chucked it aside in favor of slightly intelligent nazi themed zombies...worked better. now if mary marvel fought nazi zombies...
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, this happens the week I decide not to pick up Countdown in favor of waiting to hear if it gets more interesting.
ReplyDeleteHilarious as that summation is, did the cops really come arrest him? What were the charges?
"Hilarious as that summation is, did the cops really come arrest him? What were the charges?"
ReplyDeletewell, I hear his lawyer is making a motion for house-arrest instead of jailtime due to "medical reasons"...
Oh, please. He should do his time like any other felon, diaper rash or no.
ReplyDelete"Oh, please. He should do his time like any other felon, diaper rash or no."
ReplyDeleteBut I'm so worried about his mental condition! He's so *fragile*
Bah. You know the second he gets home he's going to be having cupcakes delivered and doing lines off of a life-size gold statue of his dead pet goat.
ReplyDeleteIt amazes me that we live in a society where the leap between any Tom, Dick, or Harry baby monster and fame is the time it takes to make and leak a sex tape.
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ReplyDeleteDo you know what they do to shit-eating-dead-baby-monsters in prison?
ReplyDeleteI don't know either, let's ask the pedophiles.