Olsen Twins New Bond Girls?
Rumors are circulating that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen may be the next Bond girls. Apparently one of the producers is taken with the skeletal pair and is offering them roles in the 22nd installment of the 007 franchise. The deal is also being sweetened for the girls with the promise of no nudity or sex scenes.
That's exactly what I want to see. These annoying pseudo-goth Gucci dufflebag-toting Wookie coat-wearing little pests in a Bond movie.
Man, I still remember that "Full House" pilot where Jesse had to change their diaper and he wrapped toilet paper around Mary-Kate or Ashley's body directly from the roll...yeah.
I'm old.
*shudder*
ReplyDeleteThose poor twiggy girls will get snapped in half by Daniel Craig. Yuck!
"Those poor twiggy girls will get snapped in half by Daniel Craig."
ReplyDelete--not even an image I wish to contemplate
yikes. seriously. yikes.
ReplyDeletein other news, say what you will about michael turner
but man this cover is f-ing sweet
"...annoying pseudo-goth Gucci dufflebag-toting Wookie coat-wearing little pests..."
ReplyDeletePure class! My own description of them would've had more expletives...
Oh, good Lord, I hope not. Casino Royale gave new life to the Bond films, and this could kill all that potential. Casting like this seems like something they would have done with Roger Moore.
ReplyDeleteHey, if recent Bond movies are an example, at least one of them would be killed.
ReplyDeleteI'd have no problem with that. It's kind of like watching Ghost Rider only to see Nicolas Cage on fire.
Kevin said...
ReplyDeleteOh, good Lord, I hope not. Casino Royale gave new life to the Bond films, and this could kill all that potential. Casting like this seems like something they would have done with Roger Moore.
You must be thinking of Fiona Fullerton. ("What if we cast someone who previously portrayed Alice in Wonderland as a Bond girl? She could attack Bond by eating a cookie and becoming nine feet tall." Thankfully, that didn't happen in "A View To A Kill.")
Look on the bright side -- at least the Bond producers haven't pursued Paris Hilton. Yet.