Drabble

Friend: That's another stupid idea just like when they made Wildcat a womans! They always take these great characters and turn them into womans!

Me: Okay, now you're "mugging" for the blog...

Friend: No, no, no...

Me: Okay, just to get you on a roll: "Dan Didio."

Friend: He always does it to the best second-string male characters, replaces them with womans!

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My friend's Dan Didio/Watchmen conspiracy theory

Friend: The whole thing is a consoiracy theory. Because Dan didio wants to show that DC is in charge with the characters, okay? So they're coming out with a watchmmen mob=vie, okay? And the Watchmen are based on the Charlton characters, okay? And central to the characters is Rocharch, who is based on the Question, okay? And it's no secret that Alan Moore and DC had this badf blood between them. So what does Dan Didio do? He makes the Question a woman.

Me: So you're saying that Didio is punishing Alan Moore by making a male character female. Because to be female is humiliating.

Friend: No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying...

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Friend: Plus, look how butch Montoya is drawn here!

Me: I think she looks cute.

Friend: Well, you just like her because she looks like Amy Winehouse

Me: She does not look like Amy Winehouse

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Me: Do the Ditko "A or Not A" speech.

Friend: There's right and there's wrong. There's no grey area.

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Me: Fuck, I don't even know where I was going with this