Olsen Twins New Bond Girls?
Rumors are circulating that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen may be the next Bond girls. Apparently one of the producers is taken with the skeletal pair and is offering them roles in the 22nd installment of the 007 franchise. The deal is also being sweetened for the girls with the promise of no nudity or sex scenes.
That's exactly what I want to see. These annoying pseudo-goth Gucci dufflebag-toting Wookie coat-wearing little pests in a Bond movie.
Man, I still remember that "Full House" pilot where Jesse had to change their diaper and he wrapped toilet paper around Mary-Kate or Ashley's body directly from the roll...yeah.
I'm old.
