Bond Back, Now With 56% More Funny

According to Rotten Tomatoes the next James Bond movie will be out in 2010 and be "less serious."

Daniel Craig says: "The next one’s going to be a lot funnier. Octopussy and Pussy Galore-style gags."

Is this a made-up interview for The Onion or is this for real?

Because that's what one of the best-reviewed James Bond movies of all time needs: more "pussy" gags.

Hollywood boardroom after screening of "Casino Royale" :

"Needs more pussy gags! Can we have Pussy Galore in Octopussy? Is this possible? How about Allotta Fagina? Can we get her in there too?"

Somewhere Roger Moore laughs heartily.

Olsen Twins New Bond Girls?

Rumors are circulating that Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen may be the next Bond girls. Apparently one of the producers is taken with the skeletal pair and is offering them roles in the 22nd installment of the 007 franchise. The deal is also being sweetened for the girls with the promise of no nudity or sex scenes.

That's exactly what I want to see. These annoying pseudo-goth Gucci dufflebag-toting Wookie coat-wearing little pests in a Bond movie.

Man, I still remember that "Full House" pilot where Jesse had to change their diaper and he wrapped toilet paper around Mary-Kate or Ashley's body directly from the roll...yeah.

I'm old.