Victoria Secret's "Secret Pink" Line Of Dolls For Girls

Yeah. "Secret Pink." That's the name of a doll line to give an eight-year-old girl.

Sure, Victoria's Secret has been outwardly promoting the dolls to college girls. But...

"...dog prints, slumber party pj's, sweats aping soccer attire, camis and panties in ice cream-cone packaging suggest a decidedly younger demographic."

Further,

"Pink is the Joe Camel of thongs. The line is advertised in YM and Teen Vogue magazines, which boast 12-17 aspirational demographics."

Is this part of a nefarious plot by the lingerie maker to suck innocent adolescents into their addictive web of Gel-Curves and Brazilian panties?

And what about those autographs on the butt cheeks of Cabbage Patch Kids? That's just sick and wrong and encourages butt-familiarity and the use of bizarre paper substitutes. And if God wanted us to use Cabbage Patch Kid butts as paper, he would have turned them into trees.