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Masturbation (Enchantment)
Level: 1
Range: 10 yards
Components: S, M
Duration: 1 round/level
Casting Time: 1
Area of Effect: One creature
Save: Neg.
This spell causes the horniness of Arousal with the added
irresistible urge to masturbate with any and all external sexual
organs. This spell functions like a combination of an Arousal cantrip
with a command to "masturbate!" If no appendages are free for this
purpose, the subject will rub the sexual organs against any nearby
functional object. The material component is two pieces of cloth,
rubbed quickly against one another.
Table 3: Magical Diseases
Die
Roll Disease
2 Acidic Secretion
3 Bitchy Magical Syndrome (B.M.S.)
4 Fiery Secretion
5 Mummy Crotch Rot
6 Orgasmatic Flight
7 Orgasmatic Monster Summoning
8 Orgasmatic Polymorph
9 Poison Secretion
10 Sexual Audible Glamer
11 Sexual Chill Touch
12 Sexual Clairvoyance
13 Sexual Invisibility
14 Sexually Transmitted Lycanthrope
15+ REROLL
PMS (Conjuration) Reversible
Level: 1
Range: 10 yards
Components: V, S, M
Duration: 1 round/level
Casting Time: 1
Area of Effect: one creature
Save: 1/2
PMS causes the subject to experience an unceasing, agonizing, dull
throbbing pain throughout the groin and lower abdomen, as though all
the muscles in that area were clenched like a vise. THAC0 and all
saves are treated as if the subject were one level lower (a 0th-level
or 1st-level character automatically misses or fails), and Constitution
and Charisma are reduced by 1 for the duration of the spell. A
successful save results in a nagging headache reducing Constitution and
Charisma by 1 for the duration of the spell.
