Archie Andrews
Poor boy makes good by marrying the millionaire's daughter!
Veronica
She's pretty and has lots of money!
Betty
She's bitter, and probably a latent serial killer, but is doing her best to hide it and just get through the wedding.
Mr. Lodge
He's pissed! PISSED!
Jughead
Will he ever get a job worth a damn?
Dilton Doily
Destined to be red-shirted early in the show.
Big Ethel
She's prettied up some since her teenage days, but is still ugly inside.
Weird British Guy
What the fuck is he doing on the show?
Reggie Mantle
If he couldn't have Archie, nobody would!
After some careful research I've concluded the best girl won.
ReplyDeleteVeronica knew what she wanted
Used her power to win...in this case a freckled face mysinthrope.
The Princess is amused and pleased
I would watch Archie's Island.
ReplyDeleteArcher's Island?
Harper's Island, I just couldn't get into.
Where's that leave Moose?
ReplyDeleteI tried Harper's Island again last night.
ReplyDeleteYeah, same verdict. Some really cute "am I the killer?" lines, but I still didn't like it. Too many characters, too little development. I want a murder mystery, not a slasher flick.