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Monday, December 08, 2008

Comic Book Internet Feud!


It's apparent to me that news of my pugnacious heritage of Abruzzi mountaintop transplants living on the tough streets of Brooklyn has failed to waver Mr. Tony Lee's resolve to continue this vicious Comic Book Internet Feud™.

Pity.

However, I was heartened to read that the Honorable Joe Gentile, head of Moonstone Books, took my recent (very fair I believe) review of MILF Magnet to heart:

"Tony, Valerie's made me think. Are we sure that we want to be releasing this?

I mean, we have women, sexy women in the nude ravishing young men! We have bondage! We have dominatrices! Sure, there's a plot and there's a lot of laughs and jokes, but are we really sure about this?"

Mr. Gentile, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you, thank you Mr. Joe Gentile, for taking a moment to digest my sage wisdom. Ever since you decided to put out that excellent comic book Johnny Dollar, I knew you were a man of foresight and integrity.

Meanwhile, Mr. Tony "I went to Gallifrey and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" Lee has promised further incendiary scribblings on his blog today. It is at this point that I wanted to point out just some of the badasses on my side:


Friday, December 05, 2008

The Sound And The Fury

I was dismayed to read Mr. Tony Lee's comments in his LiveJournal regarding my recent review (which I thought was very fair) of MILF Magnet. If this is a preview of what is come on his blog Monday, color me unimpressed. Just because I prefer family entertainment such as Johnny Dollar over bawdy sex-fests such as MILF Magnet doesn't mean I'm puritanical. But it's the same old story, isn't it? To quote Huckleberry Finn, "I been there before."

Lee writes:

"I am deeply outraged at your outrage, D'Orazio. And I accept your calling me out. This is war, sweetcheeks."

If it's a war he wants: it's on!

Only, he should consider the following two things:

1. I'm from Brooklyn, which makes me exactly 78.9 % tougher than the average person.

2. The unfortunate past targets of my feminine fury:




He wants to bring it? It's already brung!